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Philip Sherburne's avatar

At first I was bummed that this was a guest column and not a Marissa column, but this was fantastic. Please write more of these, Matt!

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Kevin Duquette's avatar

“compressed lute with sword clatter” killllled me lolol

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Mark Santangelo's avatar

Somebody better hire Matt, is all I can say!

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